Appeal: An option in litigation for those whose verdict is unappealing.
Argument: The basic format of communication in the family.
Argumentative: Resisting the acceptance of your truth and wisdom.
Arid: Dry, as academic lectures or the wit that pokes fun at them.
Arresting: Something which makes you stop because it gives you a start.
Arrythmia: Irregular heartbeats; what happens when the heart is beat.
Artemis: Greek moon goddess, mother of Uranus.
Bill of Rights: Statutes of liberty.
Hiroshima A-bombing announcement: Fission accomplished.
Block voting: A type of voting usually done by blockheads.
Breast-implanted whore: Silicone chippie.
Bull market: A market driven by brokers who are full of bull and investors who will end up bare.
Christian soldier: A man who has received orders.
Country music: The kind of music that makes city folk head for the hills; a type of music where fiddles are used in place of violins, and which is punctuated with the twangs of guitars and noses.
Email: Free-mail; the opposite of fee-mail.
Heaven: Terra firmament.
Hoagie: The only object made which is unobjectionable if sub-standard.
Hole: The opposite of whole.
Hot air: How politicians keep their careers aloft.
Independence day: The day the divorce comes thru; the day you are no longer married to the girl that used to make your firecracker go off.
K-9: An animal especially popular with the group K-12.
LA: La-la land.
Letting off steam: Something that can get you into hot water.
Military orgy film: Hard-corps porn.
Nineteenth hole: For some golfers, a watering hole; for others, the wife, ie, the hole where golfers try to sink their clubs rather than their balls.
Plastic surgeon: An expert in waist disposal.
Seventh Heaven: Being on cloud nine.
Sex drive: The thing that drives people to distraction and distracts people when they drive.
Soul: Esprit de corpse.
Tee-shirt: A wearable message board often employed to express why the wearer is teed off.
Wetwork: A form of liquidation.
Whore: Pillow of the community.
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