Quotes and Jokes of the Day

The most recent are at the top of the file

For the previous collection of quotes and jokes CLICK HERE

 

Woden's Day 2008-07-23:

Joke of the day (Thanks EH):
>An 18 year old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
>for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
>pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
>
>Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to
>you? I want to know!"
>
>Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an
>hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and
>distinguished man with grey hair and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the car and enters
>the house.
>
>He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
>tells them, "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
>marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I
>will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
>
>"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture
>stores, a deli, a condo in Miami , and a $1,000,000 bank account.
>
>"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a
>$25,000,000.00 bank account.
>
>"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do. What do you
> suggest?"
>
>At this point, the mother, who had remained silent until now,
>places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll try
>again."



Quote of the day (Thanks Bill B):
Get a copy of the Underground Handbook - it has some good info as
to offshore banking and things to help maintain your invisibility.

Second quote of the day (Joe B comments on Monday's Sixth Quote):
The truth is someone never collected 2 million in profits from put options on the airlines. They are lying about what they found when they traced. The number 3 man in the CIA made millions on put options on the airlines. No doubt the number 2 and the number 1 man did well too. Thsi pretty much ended the investigation. It was an inside job.

Third quote of the day (Thanks David B):
It's absolutely true that few people want--or even tolerate--Jews. For their part, Jews are doing their level best to create such intolerance, and [then] work feverishly to enact laws specifically to protect their tribe.

Fourth quote of the day:
Bill F points out that in Weekly Letter #486 I made a mistake by claiming that it was Cicero who ended his speeches by asserting 'Carthago delenda est' ('Carthage must be destroyed'), whereas in fact it was Cato (whether the Elder or the Younger has not yet been determined). So for all you smart guys who have been keeping an archive of the Letters, here is your opportunity to change the text and hide the fact that I sometimes make mistakes. Just don't ask me how I managed to get it wrong, as I am pretty sure I checked this out beforehand. -Birdman

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks John B):
Please show yoursupport to the 'Heretical Two' by writing them at the following addresses:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Sheppard, Simon 0800006404
c/o Santa Ana Jail
P.O. Box 22003
Santa Ana, CA 92701
USA
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Whittle, Steve ("Luke O'Farrell")
0800006408
c/o Santa Ana Jail
P.O. Box 22003
Santa Ana, CA 92701
USA

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks Tony):
Why are American banks failing again after 70 years?
Long story short: in the wonderful world of finance capitalism all money is borrowed from sharks higher up the food chain, and therefore it has to be collateralized with something, at least in theory. Most American banks are now "collateralized" and their "assets" consist of huge theoretical sums in the form of money owed on mortgages, sub-prime and otherwise.
But nobody in America has any well-paying jobs any more, because America doesn't manufacture or produce anything any longer, and so those huge $700,000 suburban tract houses are now inhabited by hysterical ex-yuppie couples who are just barely keeping their heads above water week by week, with her working in an insurance cubicle as a no-benefit temp, and him delivering pizzas for some Japanese-owned franchise. You can't make a $2,000 per month mortgage payment on that.
In the sub-prime market, fewer and fewer people are paying back their mortgages either, because their subsistence-level jobs have been taken by illegal aliens, or because they're black and never worked anyway, or because they're illegal aliens themselves. Result: no one is paying their mortgages any more and the banks' collateral and assets are simply documents not worth the paper they're printed on.
Money used to be backed or collateralized with gold and silver or land or something of value; now it's based on useless and worthless paper. Hence the hole in the water where Wachovia Bank used to be.
--http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080722/earns_wachovia.html?.v=19

Seventh quote of the day (Thanks Fredrick):

Reopening Lithuania's old wounds
By Tim Whewell
BBC Radio 4's Crossing Continents
A judicial inquiry into the wartime activities of Jewish anti-Nazi
resistance fighters in Lithuania has led to accusations that the small
Baltic state is trying to distort the history of World War II.
The row follows investigations by the country's prosecutor into whether the
former partisans - Holocaust survivors now in their 80s - themselves
committed war crimes.
Israel has denounced the inquiry as scandalous and refused to allow one of
the main potential witnesses to be questioned. Britain's foremost World War
II historian, Sir Martin Gilbert, told the BBC he was "deeply shocked" by
the investigation, which he called "perverse".
The Simon Wiesenthal Centre, which works to track down Nazi war criminals,
claims it is part of an attempt to establish a "false symmetry" between
atrocities committed against Jews and atrocities allegedly committed by
them.
And the dispute has now led to a tense meeting between the Lithuanian prime
minister Gediminas Kirkilas and American Jewish leaders.
--http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/programmes/crossing_continents/7508375.stm

Eighth quote of the day (Thanks Patrick D):
Half a Million Plastic Coffins?
Neithercorp Forum
Monday, July 21, 2008
Yep, these are cheap plastic coffins. Hundreds of thousands of them.
Don't believe it?
Why coffins? Why in the middle of Georgia?
Well, apparently the Government is expecting a half million people to
die relatively soon, and the Atlanta Airport is a major airline
traffic hub, probably the biggest in the country, which means Georgia
is a prime base to conduct military operations and coordination. It is
also the home of the CDC, the Center for Disease Control. I don't want
to alarm anyone, but usually you don't buy 500,000 plastic coffins
"just in case something happens," you buy them because you know
something is going to happen. These air tight seal containers would be
perfect to bury victims of plague or biological warfare in, wouldn't
they?
More info on the coffins:
http://www.polyguardvaults.com/index.cfm?ID=9

Ninth quote of the day (Thanks Curt M):
http://curtmaynardsblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/supersoaker-watergun-inventor-lonnie-g.html
Supersoaker watergun inventor, Lonnie G. Johnson, listed with top 10 black inventors
Wow, incredible, what would we do without it? Check out the highly complicated design!

Tenth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
Palestinians: Israel uses rats against J'lem Arabs
By KHALED ABU TOAMEH http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1215331024847&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
The Palestinian Authority's official news agency Wafa says Israel is using rats to drive Arab families out of their homes in the Old City of Jerusalem.
Has the Palestinian Authority smelled a rat in east Jerusalem?
Photo: Courtesy/Joanna Servaes
Slideshow: Pictures of the week
In the past the news agency, which is controlled and funded by PA President Mahmoud Abbas's office, has accused Israel of using wild pigs to drive Palestinians out of their homes and fields in the West Bank. In the reports, Palestinians were quoted by the agency as saying that they had seen Israelis release herds of wild pigs, which later attacked them.
But this is the first time that Palestinians have spoken of rats being used against them.

 

Moon's Day 2008-07-21:

Joke of the day (Thanks Rat):
>Murphy went to Mass one Sunday morning, and the priest almost fainted
>when he saw him, since Murphy had never been seen in church in all of
>his adult life.
>
>After Mass, the priest approached Murphy and said, 'Murphy, I am so glad
>you decided to come to Mass. What made you decide to do that after all
>these years?'
>
>Murphy said, 'I have to be honest with you Father; a while back, I
>misplaced me hat, and I really, really love that hat. I knew that
>McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to your
>church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat
>during Mass, and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I
>was going to leave after your sermon, and steal McGlynn's hat.'
>
>The priest replied, 'Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal
>McGlynn's hat. So, what changed your mind?' Murphy said, 'Well, after I
>heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I decided that I didn't want
>to steal McGlynn's hat.'
>
>The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, 'So, I'm assuming that
>after I talked about Thou Shalt Not Steal, you decided you would rather
>do without your hat than to burn in hell, right?'
>
>Murphy shook his head negatively and said, 'No, Father; after you talked
>about "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", I remembered where I left me hat.'

Second joke of the day:
Gentiles have wine and cheese paties; Jews have whine and Jeez parties.




Quote of the day (Thanks John B):
I moved to Mississauga [Ontario] in March, and I am TRYING to adapt. My question
is, how am I supposed to adapt to a society which refuses to
assimilate to Canadian culture? Why should I capitulate to these
individuals??
One of the first things that happened to me when I moved here is what
I like to call the "bus stop" incident.
I am outside, waiting for the number 19 bus on Hurontario. There is a
man and his wife standing outside the bus shelter. They were smiling
and very happy, for whatever reason, I don't really care.
Anyway, in broad daylight, the man suddenly whips out his thing and
starts peeing! On a busy street, with everyone around! P says to me
very loudly, "Is that guy peeing?" Another person waiting for the bus
said, "Come on, this is CANADA." The man was Pakistani and obviously
had no clue as to how to behave in a civilized society. We all made
comments about it, including a man on the bus who said he was acting
like Borat. It was unbelievable, I had never seen anything like that
before! I was laughing the entire time…sometimes, you have to laugh to
keep from crying. I seriously feel like doing both most days.
The man seemed unfazed by the laughter and comments. Just went about
his business, he and his wife got on the bus and were smiling.
I guess I would be smiling too if I was able to pull off that stunt.
Hurontario is a VERY busy street.
Welcome to Mississauga…

Second quote of the day (Thanks Curt M):
Mary-Anne Toy,
BeijingJuly 19, 2008
FEARS of a "no fun Olympics" are growing as security restrictions increase and become more bizarre with less than 20 days to go until the opening ceremony.Beijing police have been visiting bar owners in the popular Sanlitun area and asking them to sign pledges agreeing to not serve black people or Mongolians and ban activities including dancing.Bar owners said that police have been clamping down on black people and Mongolians, who are sometimes implicated in drug dealing and prostitution [God forbid, everyone knows negros are never involved in such activities], as part of an Olympic clean-up campaign that they and locals fear will make for a secure but sterile Games.
--http://curtmaynardsblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/that-racist-n-shit-chinese-prepare-for.html

Third quote of the day (Thanks Kelly):
> Date: Jul 17, 2008 4:23 AM
> Subject: CONTAMINATED US SITE FACES 'CATASTROPHIC'
> NUCLEAR LEAK
> To: Ben <trthskr@wildblue.net>
>
> ONE of "the most contaminated places on Earth"
> will only get dirtier if the
> US government doesn't get its act together - clean-up
> plans are already 19
> years behind schedule and not due for completion until
> 2050.
>
> More than 210 million litres of radioactive and chemical
> waste are stored in
> 177 underground tanks at Hanford in Washington State. Most
> are over 50 years
> old. Already 67 of the tanks have failed, leaking almost 4
> million litres of
> waste into the ground.
>
> There are now "serious questions about the tanks'
> long-term viability," says
> a Government Accountability Office report, which strongly
> criticises the US
> Department of Energy for delaying an $8 billion programme
> to empty the tanks
> and treat the waste. The DoE says the clean-up is
> "technically challenging"
> and argues that it is making progress in such a way as to
> protect human
> health and the environment.
>
> The DoE's plan, however, is "faith-based",
> says Robert Alvarez, an authority
> on Hanford at the Institute for Policy Studies in
> Washington DC. "The risk
> of catastrophic tank failure will sharply increase as each
> year goes by," he
> says, "and one of the nation's largest rivers, the
> Columbia, will be in
> jeopardy.

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks EH):
Medical economists agree that cancer screenings and gym classes can lead to physical well-being and longer lives. But in the interests of honest accounting, they add that prevention does not reduce overall health-care spending. On the contrary.
Let's put it bluntly: Longer lives cost more money. Those who make it to 90 thanks to exercise and six daily servings of vegetables are more likely to suffer the expensive ravages of old age. Everyone dies of something. So he who avoids a fatal heart attack at 70 is more at risk of cancer at 80. Those extra 10 years can mean extra CT scans, hip replacements and physical therapy, even for those in relative good health.
--http://www.caglepost.com/column/Froma+Harrop/7077/The+High+Cost+of+Healthy+People.html

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Tony):
By way of reply to Irving's present stance of a "Holocaust without Hitler, somewhere out East", see Carlo Mattogno's recent work presented at http://www.vho.org/aaargh/fran/nouv.html
Does Irving himself ever bother to read what revisionists write about the "Holocaust"?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
"Another Italian revisionist, perhaps the last one who continues to dig through the archives, Carlo Mattogno describes the framework the Nazis had set to reorganise the space left free by the Red Army's retreat, the "general plan for the East", and notes that it is not possible to find a trace of any extermination policy. Tough luck for the whiners."

Sixth quote ofthe day:
These issues arguably left the realm of the theoretical when U.S. stock markets based in Manhattan took a trillion-dollar hit in September, 2001. A serious investigation was launched in Autumn 2001 by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission to determine whether large blocks of short-sold airline stock could be traced back to Al Qaeda, the group responsible for the terrorist acts carried out on the 11th of September; the investigation eventually announced that the short-selling was part of a legitimate hedging strategy and unconnected to Al Qaeda or other extremist groups, but did not disclose the identities of the beneficiaries.
--http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_market
[
Birdman comment: This is the first time I have heard of this.]

Seventh quote of the day:
In considering the difficult question of how to preserve one's wealth, I have already explained my reluctance to buy and hold precious metals: If they cost you 15% to buy, and 15% to sell, then that's 30% of your profits right there. And I'm not much into bank accounts in foreign currencies, since I don't know any way to obtain them here, and since many countries require that you be a resident before opening a bank account. To say nothing about what happens if they try to rip you off. But there is a way, after all, to preserve your wealth without running off to Switzerland or wherever, to wit, mutual funds which specialize in foreign bonds and precious metals. There are rating services, like Morningstar, which rate mutual funds, and you can get the low-down from them (check the Net or your local library). The bond funds are paying 4-5%, and the metals funds have done much better. Initial accounts reqire $4-5000, and be sure to check if the fund is load or no-load (the latter is usually preferable). And then when you make a bundle, be sure to send us a contribution for our excellent advice. -Birdman

 

Frigga's Day 2007-07-18:

Joke of the day (Thanks Vic):
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small
village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from
the elements.'
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f****** liar!'

Second joke of the day (Thanks Polydoros):
>On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
>The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
>struck by lightning.
>
>One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of
>the plane.
>'I'm too young to die,' she wails.
>
>Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
>to be memorable!
>Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
>
>For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
>They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
>
>Then a Greek man stands up in the rear of the plane.
>He is gorgeous, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.
>He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,
>
>unbuttoning his shirt... one button at a time.
>.......No one moves.
>.......He removes his shirt.
>......Muscles ripple across his chest.
>.
>.....She gasps...
>.
>.....He whispers....
>
>'Iron this, and get me something to eat....'



Quote of the day (Thanks Gerry):
Hi John! You have a curious entry today on the 16th, about a man who claims the bank `stole´ his car from his drive-way while he was current on his car loan. As a long-term finance manager in the business I guarantee this story as either bogus or the guy is lying massively via omission. First, in over 30 years I have NEVER met a customer who did not lie about his repossessions, past or present. NOT A ONE. Secondly, ALL bank contracts state quite clearly on the back, that if the bank has reasonable reason to think their interests are in jeopardy, they can at their option repo a car. Thirdly, if a customer has a decent credit rating and has made his payments in the past without cajoling and threats of repo by the collections department, they will never repo a car, for a repo invariably end up being a giant LOSS for the bank. Repossessed cars are almost invariably junk, have been thrashed and have belonged to credit criminals in whose life everything else is bad as well. A 5 year old Ford???????? This is laughable. I guarantee under examination, this guy hasn´t paid his rent, his doctor bills, child support and is about to get fired from his job for dealing drugs on the production line - because THAT is what my in-depth automotive credit experience tells me! No, no, no. This guy is not on the level.

Second quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
Finally, the most scientifically proven advantage to fasting is the feeling of rejuvenation and EXTENDED LIFE EXPECTANCY. Part of this phenomenon is caused by a number of the benefits mentioned above. A slower metabolic rate, more efficient protein production, an improved immune system, and the increased production of hormones contributes to this long-term benefit of fasting. In addition to the Human Growth Hormone that is released more frequently during a fast, an anti-aging hormone is also produced more efficiently. The only reliable way to extend the lifespan of a mammal is under-nutrition without malnutrition.
A study was performed on earthworms that demonstrated THE EXTENSION OF LIFE DUE TO FASTING. The experiment was performed in the 1930s by isolating one worm and putting it on A CYCLE OF FASTING AND FEEDING. The isolated worm outlasted its relatives by 19 generations, while still maintaining its youthful physiological traits. The worm was able to survive on its own tissue for months. Once the size of the worm began to decrease, the scientists would resume feeding it at which point it showed great vigor and energy. The life-span extension of these worms was THE EQUIVALENT OF KEEPING A MAN ALIVE FOR 600 TO 700 YEARS.
--Unsourced

Third quote of the day (Thanks EH):
When I worked in the Senate in the '90s, the two senators famous for being
absolute princes to work for were Sen. Helms and -- it pains me to tell you
this, so you know it has to be true -- Sen. Teddy Kennedy. (He was so nice to
his staffers, he frequently offered them rides to his home in his car after
parties.) --Ann Coulter

Fourth quote of the day:
I received an email from a reader this week that brought this next
outrageous story to my attention. You're not going to believe this
one. Apparently, a cancer patient was told by her insurance company –
Oregon Health Plan – that her policy would not cover the cancer
treatment prescribed by her oncologist. It would, however, cover
doctor-assisted suicide. --William Campbell Dougless MD

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Brett):
http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/atlanta/stories/2008/07/09/men_workin
g_signs_atlanta.html
'Men At Work' signs to disappear in Atlanta
Decision follows complaints by magazine editor
By ERIC STIRGUS
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
In the battle of the sexes, women's magazine editor Cynthia Good said this
was a skirmish she had to fight.
Across Atlanta they stood, orange signs with black letters that read "Men At
Work" or "Men Working Ahead."
Sometimes, the signs stood next to women working alongside the men.
Good demanded Atlanta officials remove the signs and last week, Atlanta
Public Works Commissioner Joe Basista agreed.
Score one for gender equality, Good said Wednesday.
"They get it," Good said about the city in a telephone interview.
Public Works officials are replacing 50 "Men Working" with signs that say
"Workers Ahead." It will cost $22 to cover over some of the old signs and
$144 to buy new signs, said Public Works spokeswoman Valerie Bell-Smith
said.
Good, founding editor of Atlanta-based PINK Magazine, a publication that
focuses on professional women, said she's not stopping with Atlanta.
"We're calling on the rest of the nation to follow suit and make a statement
that we will not accept these subtle forms of discrimination," said Good,
48.
[
Birdman comment: This is excellent news -- this is an opportunity to put zillions of out-of-work men making new signs saying "Persons Working". Almost as good as FDR having farmers pour their milk down the drain. Of course we will have to spend zillions of taxpayer dollars to do it, but whatthehell...]

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks Brett):
Headline: AMA to apologize to black doctors for racism
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/MED_AMA_RACISM?SITE=KYLOU&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
[
Brett comments: Will it EVER end?]

Seventh quote of the day (Thanks TLSTAR):
In case you haven't heard the reports this morning, The American
Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) is today recommending cholesterol
screening for kids as young as two if there are weight issues or a
family history of heart attacks or high cholesterol.
And if the kids have high cholesterol levels? Don't hesitate –
medicate!
According to the New York Times, the AAP is backed up 100 percent by
"proponents."
NY Times: "Proponents say there is growing evidence that the first
signs of heart disease show up in childhood." And: "For some children,
cholesterol-lowering drugs, called statins, may be their best hope of
lowering their risk of early heart attack, proponents said."
Best hope!? Insanity! --HSI e-alert

Eighth quote of the day (Thanks Brett):
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-nflgangs&prov=ap&type=lgns
NFL steps up monitoring of players for gang signs
NEW YORK (AP)—The NFL is stepping up its monitoring of on-field player
activities to ensure that no one is flashing the hand signals of street
gangs.
The Los Angeles Times reported Tuesday that the league had hired experts to
look at game tapes and identify players or team officials who might be using
suspected gang signals. Violators would be warned and disciplined if the
episodes recurred.
League officials said Tuesday that avoiding gang-related activities has long
been stressed.
They said the scrutiny was intensified after the shooting death of Denver
cornerback Darrent Williams in 2007 after Williams was involved in a dispute
with known gang members. Anti-gang information is included in orientation
literature and stressed in the annual mandatory league meeting for rookies.

Ninth quote of the day (Thanks Robert E):
http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2008/07/403668.html
Leeds Fascists Tony White & Kevin Watmough Arrested! Simon Sheppard On The Run!
Auntie | 14.07.2008 19:23 | Anti-racism | Leeds Bradford | Sheffield
Tony White & Kevin Watmough have been taken into custody today. Simon Sheppard and Steve Whittle (AKA Luke O'Farrell) are on the run.
Leeds Nazis Kevin Watmough and Tony White were today taken into custody after allegations were made by members of the jury in the Simon Sheppard race-hate case that White had been attempting to pervert the course of justice. White turned up for court wearing his usual black bomber jacket, which today was littered with Nazi badges. Several jurors then complained to the judge that he had previously followed them home and shouted threats at them. Both men were immediately taken in for questioning, and so far as is known are still in custody.
Sheppard and his co-defendant Steve Whittle have gone on the run after guilty verdicts came in against both of them on Friday. According to their barrister, Shepperd, another paedophile linked to the British People's Party, also slit his wrists over the weekend.
[
Birdman comment: Sheppard a pedo? Does that mean that you can get away with pedo in Britain, but not 'race hate'? Hmmmmmm....]

Tenth quote of the day (Thanks Ed):
Congratulations: The rest of your 2008 paychecks belong to you and your family. Enjoy!
Oh, you didn't hear?
The "mainstream" media probably didn't tell you, but July 16 was this year's "Cost of Government Day." As Americans for Tax Reform notes, that's the date on which the average American has paid his share of the financial burden imposed by the spending and regulation that occurs on the federal, state and local levels.
And just think: It only took you a little over half a year to do it.
Tired of the Government bastards yet....?

Eleventh quote of the day (Thanks Brett):
>http://www1.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/MI91271/
>
>Man accused of hate crime against rabbi arrested
>
>Related Links
> a.. Video: Man accused of hate crime against rabbi arrested
>MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (WSVN) -- Police have arrested a South Florida man
>accused of a hate crime against a rabbi.
>
>Police said 49-year-old Pichardo Dearmas was on his bicycle when he began
>shouting anti-Semitic slurs at a rabbi who was walking along the Venetian
>Causeway. "He lifted his hand, and he was yelling something out loud like
>'you Jew,' or something like that, and I simply continued walking and I
>ignored it," said the rabbi, who was not identified.
>
>A nearby police officer noticed the incident and arrested Dearmas.
>
>Dearmas has been charged with misdemeanor assault.
>
>He's being held on $1,000 bond.
[
Birdman comment: Assault? We didn't see no stinkin' assault. Oh, that's right. The Self-Chosen get special protection...]

Twelfth quote of the day (Thanks redfox):
Muslim outrage at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat A postcard featuring a cute puppy sitting in a policeman's hat advertising a Scottish police force's new telephone number has sparked outrage from Muslims.
Tayside Police's new non-emergency phone number has prompted complaints from members of the Islamic community.
The choice of image on the Tayside Police cards - a black dog sitting in a police officer's hat - has now been raised with Chief Constable John Vine.
Tayside Police caused uproar in the Muslim community after they released this advertisement featuring police puppy Rebel sitting in a hat
The advert has upset Muslims because dogs are considered ritually unclean and has sparked such anger that some shopkeepers in Dundee have refused to display the advert.
--http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23504876-details/Muslim+outrage+at+police+advert+featuring+cute+puppy+sitting+in+policeman%27s+hat/article.do

Thirteenth quote of the day (Thanks RePorter):
US Reportedly Gives Israel `Amber Light' for Iran Strike
<http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1001526.html>
Haaretz (Israel)
U.S. President George W. Bush has given Israel an "amber light" to
begin preparations for a military attack on Iran, a Pentagon official
told The Sunday Times this week. "Amber means get on with your
preparations, stand by for immediate attack and tell us when you're
ready," the official said. The official told the Times that Bush
informed the Israeli government he would back an Israeli plan to strike
Iran's main nuclear sites with long-range aerial weapons if diplomatic
talks over Tehran's contentious atomic program broke down. Bush's voice
of support comes despite U.S. military officials' opposition to the
risks of an aerial strike on Iran, the official told The Times.

Fourteenth quote of the day ("):
Austrian City Removes Aphrodite Statue Given by Hitler
<http://uk.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUKL1118864920080711>
Reuters
The Austrian city of Linz has removed a statue of Aphrodite from a park
after learning that it was a present from Hitler, officials said on
Friday. Authorities in Austria's third largest city said they checked
the origins of the bronze statue after someone left an unsigned note on
it stating that the statue of the Greek goddess of love was a gift from
the Nazi leader. Research in Linz's city archives determined that the
claim was correct, and the statue was immediately removed and put in
storage, a city statement said.
[
Birdman comment: By this logic, since Germany was ruled by Hitler, it ought to be nuked. Hey, that IS the strategy of the JWO, now isn't it?]

Fifteenth quote of the day (Thanks DKF):
Gasoline too high? Actually. it's just playing catch-up. Gas prices, adjusted for inflation, actually declined from 1980 to 2002. Even in nominal terms
(not inflation adjusted) it was still less in 2002- from $1.50 down to $1.30. Let us use the first class stamps as a proxy for inflation, over the last fifty years.
Stamps have gone from 3 cents to 42 cents. Using my calculator, this shows a compounded rate of 5.41% per year.
Gas was around 30 cents in 1958. Compounding 5.41% price growth over half a century, the predicted price of gasoline in the year 2008 is $4.18. . .
Gas was very cheap early in this decade- folks are forgetting about that. It'z just gone back to the inflationary trend line.
--http://www.randomuseless.info/gasprice/gasprice.html

Sixteenth quote of the day (Thanks Forthurst):
Headline: Police sniffer dogs to wear bootees during house searches to avoid offending Muslims
--http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1032449/Police-sniffer-dogs-wear-bootees-house-searches-avoid-offending-Muslims.html

 

 

Freedom isn't free! To insure the continuation of this website and the survival of its creator in these financially-troubled times, please send donations directly to the Birdman at
PO Box 66683, St Pete Beach FL 33736-6683

"The smallest good deed is worth the grandest intention."

Please contribute today - buy our books - and spread the word to all your friends!
Remember: Your donation = our survival!

 

* * * Back to the Home Page of John "Birdman" Bryant, the World's Most Controversial Author * * *